some few:
i just learned how to ride my bike without hands, so i was reading a book without hands
and then hit a stone mailbox and crashed with my manhood onto the steering wheel, then i explained to my parents and they wer on the ground laughing
another:
when i was small(er) i tried to jump over a pole, the 1's u see by the side of the road, about 1mtr high or so, and i couldnt get over it and my manhood got the punch...
thats why i never come out of the house, cuz my manhood allways suffers from it